I have plenty of articles on how to find an escort and make sure you don’t end up choosing one that will scam or rob you.
But in this article, I want to go over what happens after you pick a legit escort and you’re setting everything up.
This is important because if you screw up during this part, and the escort gets frustrated or angry with you, you’re not going to have as much fun as you could have.
A happy escort is a fun escort. An angry or frustrated escort is going to just go through the motions and try to get out of there as soon as possible by doing the absolute minimum…if she even shows up at all.
To help you avoid all of that, I’m going to outline the 3 things that will piss off Vegas escorts the most and lead to a bad time.
1. Not Knowing What You Want
I usually suggest using an escort review site, like the ones I mentioned in this article. This is the least risky way to hire a Vegas escort, and you can avoid a lot of the issues with picking up random casino escorts.
However, one thing these escorts hate is when guys contact them and have no idea what their plan is.
Escorts get tons of texts, phone calls, and emails from guys that never set up an appointment. They call these guys “time-wasters”, and it happens all day long.
So, even if you’re totally serious about seeing an escort and have plenty of money, if you contact one of them and don’t know exactly when you want to meet up or other details, they’ll immediately put you in the “time-waster” category.
Even if you set up an appointment, they’ll be worried that you’re going to cancel at the last minute or just ghost them.
The reason you don’t want this is that it means the escort will have her guard up before she even walks through the door. You don’t want a nervous escort, as she’s not going to be as much fun if she’s nervous.
Avoid all of this by knowing exactly when and where you want to meet before contacting the escort you chose off of a review site. Guys that call with a set date and time get immediate priority, and the escort knows you understand the game and how to play it.
2. Not Being Clean
Believe it or not, most escorts don’t really care what you look like or how old you are. They’ve already accepted that they’ll be having sex with guys they’ve never met, so that’s not the issue.
But what they do hate is guys that are dirty and haven’t showered all day. You may think that wealthy guys hiring escorts would never have these issues, but it’s often the opposite.
I’ve talked to so many escorts who told me about rich dudes from other countries (and the U.S.) who just have terrible hygiene. They stink, their clothes are dirty, and they’re just disgusting.
I can tell you from experience that if you’re freshly showered and the escort knows this, she’ll be way more willing to do the various things you want her to do.
When you’re setting up that appointment and making the final phone calls or text, just mention that you’re about to jump in the shower before she arrives (and actually do it). This puts her mind at ease a little bit.
Another option is to just shower with the escort when they arrive. Most escorts don’t mind this if you mention it ahead of time, and they’ll know you’re totally fresh.
Trust me on this one, guys. This is the one thing you can do that will turn a boring session into a wild one.
If an escort thinks you’re dirty or haven’t showered, she won’t want to touch or put her mouth on anything.
3. Being Sketchy in Any Way
Like I said earlier, escorts are already comfortable having sex with guys they just met.
This means what they really worry about is safety, not the sex part. Don’t forget, you probably went through a little research to find an escort you feel is safe and won’t pull any scams. But the escort is thinking the same thing.
Every escort I’ve talked to has tons of stories of sketchy guys and situations where things got really dangerous. Even the high-priced escorts have tons of these stories.
If anything you do before she arrives, or after she arrives, causes red flags in her mind, she’s not going to be as much fun.
This can be anything from acting weird, having empty booze bottles all over the place, or constantly checking your phone and sending texts.
Another thing I’ve heard from escorts is when clients have other guys in the room. The escort shows up for one guy, and when she arrives, there are a couple of guys in the hotel suite. Even if those guys leave before anything starts, it makes the escort incredibly nervous.
A lot of this sketchy behavior may not even be sketchy to you, and you could be a totally cool guy. But try to think of it from the escort’s point of view. They’re showing up to a random hotel room to have sex with a random guy in a city full of transients.
It’s kind of risky.
The more you put the escort at ease, the more relaxed she’ll be, and you’ll get way better service.
Every legit escort I know would rather get $500 from a guy she’s comfortable with than $2000 from a sketchy situation.
Remember, This is All To Get Better Service
This advice isn’t some lecture to make you behave better. The goal is so you can have the most fun with the escort you choose and get your money’s worth.
Legit escorts are natural “pleasers” as far as their personality traits go. This means if they feel comfortable, you’ll likely get exactly what you want, and sometimes even more.
But if you make any of the mistakes I mentioned above, you’re going to be throwing your money away on a lackluster performance from an escort that doesn’t want to be there at all.
Like I said, this doesn’t mean you have to be some phony Mr. Nice Guy, but just avoid any of these obvious mistakes, and you’ll have a chill escort willing to do exactly what you want.
For more inside information about Vegas escorts and strip clubs, check out my two extensive guides: The Ultimate Vegas Strip Club Guide and The 2026 Vegas Escort Report. Both of these guides have information you won’t find anywhere else.
