On this site, I try to teach people how to have the most fun with strippers or sex workers while still saying safe and avoiding all of the scams, hustles, or wasted money that often happens when dipping your toes into Vegas adult nightlife.
For the most part, if you follow my tips on this site, your chance of success will be almost 100%. However, following the tips is sometimes the hard part. That’s true even for me.
Now and then, I end up breaking my own rules for how to stay safe.
This is one of those times…
It all Started on The Review Site
I was browsing TNA, which I cover in this article, and saw a new girl posting ads who I hadn’t noticed before. She was cute, with a girl-next-door look. If you remember an actress from a while back named Elisha Cuthbert, she was almost a dead ringer for her.
I checked her reviews, and she had one review, but it was sketchy. The guy who wrote it had a “join date” on the site the day before he posted the review. Sometimes a guy will join the site just to leave a specific review that same day, but this is always a red flag. And it was my first mistake.
She was cute, and her prices were a bit lower than average at only $250 for the hour.
That was my second mistake.
But I figured I would contact her and feel her out to see if it was worth the risk. She got back to me pretty quickly. She seemed totally normal, at least for an escort. I didn’t get any weird vibes, so despite my better judgment, I set up an incall appointment where she was staying.
For those who don’t know, an “incall” is when the girl is hosting and you go to her.
Arriving at the Incall Location
This was another red flag, and like a fool, I pushed right past it.
Her incall was at a run-down weekly apartment complex. Here in Vegas, there are tons of weekly apartments. They are sketchy, and you generally want to avoid them at all costs, especially when escorts work out of them.
Vegas is the kind of town where you can be rolling in cash one week, then the next be flat broke and looking for a place to sleep. Tons of people ride that roller coaster. That’s why this town is filled with weekly motels, just like the one I was pulling into.
But I knew the place. I met another girl there about a year earlier, and it actually went pretty well. She was a blonde Polish girl who had just started working in Vegas. We actually ended up chilling for a few hours after the session.
With that in the back of my mind, I decided to push my luck and go for another shot. Gambler’s intuition, maybe.
Mind you, by this point, I had broken about 5 of my own rules, and I hadn’t even walked through the front door yet. But that’s the reason I’m writing this. We all think we’ll spot any shady or sketchy details, but these things can move fast, especially when you have the prospect of a hot girl waiting for you.
The Encounter
I had previously planned on going out before I started browsing TNA. So I was already a little overdressed for the occasion. Even more so as I walked through the parking lot of this shady weekly motel and tried to mix in with the other “residents”.
A few girls were hanging around outside, and I could tell they were hookers, and they likely knew I was there to see a hooker. It made for a few knowing glances.
I knocked on the door, and the girl who slowly opened it, with only her face peeking through the opening, looked exactly like her pictures. In fact, she was even better in person. Like I said, an almost exact match for the actress. I figured I must have lucked out again.
Once inside, I try to take in the surroundings as fast as possible, making sure nobody is inside hiding or anything like that. It all looked great.
She is relaxed, but suggests we get right to the action on the bed. Which is fine with me. Cute girls who are new to the business generally just want to get started once the meeting starts.
We both lie down, and she starts with a HJ, then moves on to a BJ. Everything is going perfectly.
So I start to undo her pants and pull them down. No big deal. But after a few seconds, I catch a whiff of a strange smell.
This may sound crazy, but for some reason, my first thought was that it must be an old Chinese food container left out somewhere. For some reason, the first whiff reminded me of old Chinese food you leave in the fridge too long.
I took a quick glance around, but there wasn’t anything nearby that even resembled food or a dirty plate. The trash can near the nightstand was completely empty.
The smell grew stronger, and at this point, I had already had my hand in her panties.
I pulled off her panties all the way, and that’s when the smell hit me. It was like nothing I had ever experienced. I moved my hand away and realized the smell was now on my hand as well.
I had no idea what was going on. Everything else about this girl seemed perfect, but she had something awful going on down there.
I got up and told her to hold on a minute. Then I went to the bathroom and washed my hands about 30 times. Frantically scrubbing like a surgeon about to go into the operating room.
I figured she knew what was going on at that point. So I took a moment to decide how to handle this.
Should I just walk out? Should I ask her to give me my money back?
Nope. I figured she wouldn’t give the money back, so I decided to just come out, tell her to get dressed, and finish the BJ she started.
Yeah, not my finest moment. But the BJ turned out to be pretty good once I blocked the previous ten minutes out of my mind. On the way home, I held the one hand that was in her panties out the car window and made sure not to touch anything.
Yes, a stronger man would have just walked out and taken his loss. But I decided to try to at least make the best of a stanky situation. Not my best work, but in hindsight, I’ve made my peace with it.
Learn From My Mistake(s)
The moral of this story is pretty obvious. When you break the ground rules (like the ones in all my articles), the chance of the encounter being a total bust starts to go way up. In this case, I got sort of lucky. I could have just as easily been robbed or something worse.
But every guy will make this mistake at least once. I have countless other stories like this.
I can assure you that one day you’re going to come across an escort or a stripper where all the red flags in the world are waving right in front of your face, but she’s just too hot to ignore.
When it happens, try to be smart and walk away. If you can’t, just take things as slow as possible, so if things do start to go south, you can catch it before it turns into something even worse.
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