When you do something long enough, you start seeing patterns. For me, it’s strip clubs and strippers.
Almost every stripper you meet in Vegas will fall under one of the following categories. Some move between these categories as they grow older, while others are a mix of one or two different categories. But after a while, you start to see the patterns.
But this is important! Understanding these different types of strippers will help you find the right stripper for the experience you’re looking for. You’ll also be better at avoiding the boring or scammy strippers.
With that said, let’s get on with the list.
1: The Innocent Newbie Stripper
This is probably the “unicorn” of strip clubs. It’s the girl who just started stripping a few months ago. She’s young, attractive, and a “pleaser”. But best of all, she’s still positive about everything, and the world hasn’t dragged her down yet.
These strippers are some of the best you can meet, and if you do meet one, enjoy it while you can because these girls either quit or transition into one of the other types of strippers that aren’t as fun.
It’s been said that paradise is knowing you’re in it before getting kicked out of it, so realize what you got when you land one of these strippers at the club.
2: The Young & Clueless Hustler
This stripper type shares some similarity with the innocent Newbie type, but the problem is, she’s a hustler. She grew up on Cardio B or the City Girls, and believes she’ll be a millionaire by scamming every guy that walks into the club.
The irony is that some of these girls are actually nice on the inside, they have just adopted a persona based on pop culture and TikTok.
Either way, these girls are almost impossible to have fun with as they’re always trying to implement their persona and be the “winner” of any situation. Sleazy guys can take advantage of these girls and get them to do almost anything. However, that’s not my style at all.
These girls can also sometimes be dangerous. They’re easily lured in by small-time criminals who talk them into robberies or other crimes where they set guys up.
You’ll mostly want to avoid these strippers. If one is super cute and exactly your type, you can grab a few dances, but just understand, she’ll try to hustle you at some point, if not on the first drink.
3: The “Why are you doing this?” Stripper
This stripper can be any age, and it’s the girl you meet who is smart, pretty, and seems 100% normal and well-adjusted in every way. No drugs, barely drinks, and seems to have everything in order.
I call this the “WTF” stripper. I don’t mean that in a bad way, it’s just that these girls are so uncommon in the strip club world that when you come across one, you truly think something might be wrong or that you’re missing something, but you’re not.
As for fun, these girls can go either way. Sometimes they are very robotic, and they won’t really let loose since they have solid rules that they never cross. There’s also the type that is fun because she’s a very cool chick, and you can chill after the dances and actually have a good conversation.
Depending on what you’re looking for that night, these girls can really fit the bill. They also rarely try to scam you, which is nice.
4: The Aging Striper That Hates Everybody
This is the stripper who has been dancing for 10 years past her prime, and she blames every customer who turns her down for the reason she doesn’t make enough money. She calls every guy “cheap” who turns her down.
She’s also usually the most aggressive stripper in the club, because she just doesn’t give a shit, and she hates everyone anyway, including the other strippers.
But this stripper type has an opposite. A Bizarro World version. It’s called the aging stripper that loves life, and these girls can be a great time.
5: The Aging Stripper Who Loves Everybody
This is the polar opposite of the aging stripper that hates everybody. It’s the Yin to that Yang, the Positive to her Negative.
She’s also older, usually also MILF type. She’s not the hottest, but she knows exactly what she is, and if a guy shows her some attention, she loves it and pays it back in spades.
For her, every day she still gets to work in a strip club makes her feel a bit younger, and she really takes care of the guys that make that possible.
She has no problem reaching into your pants or letting you grab her pussy. She loves it.
If you don’t mind the age, these girls are sometimes the wildest, and you don’t even have to spend that much. They’re having a good time and would probably do it all for free.
On this website, I talk a lot about getting “extras” at strip clubs, and these girls are the easiest by far. Many times, I’ve had these kinds of strippers initiate the extras in the VIP room without me even having to say or do anything.
That’s why I say, if you see a MILF type at the strip club, don’t always write her off. Keep an eye on her attitude. If she’s always smiling, laughing, and having fun, she’s a winner.
6: The Party Girl
This type of stripper can combine with almost any of the other types of strippers. It’s also the type I recommend if you’re looking for the best private dance at the strip club.
The trick is that the “party girl” type isn’t always the party girl. One night she’s the party girl, and the next night at the club she’s aloof, cold, and all business.
The party girl is the girl who is at the strip club that night just to have fun. Yes, this does happen. At every strip club, there is at least one girl inside each night who just wants to let loose and have fun.
Sure, she wants to make money, but she just wants to relax, drink, and flirt with some customers.
These are the best strippers in the club. Since this can apply to any of the other types, this can make a boring stripper fun, or a good stripper even better.
The trick to finding these is to keep your eyes out. The stripper who looks very comfortable and relaxed, but is having fun and laughing, could be the party girl that night. She’s also not overly trying to land a private dance or trip to the VIP.
When you talk to her, she won’t instantly recommend getting a private dance. She wants to sit and have a drink (or two). She’s very flirty before even asking for money or a dance.
If you notice this after the first few minutes, you probably found the party girl, and your night is about to get way better.
I hope you enjoyed this article. If you’re planning a trip to a Vegas strip club, make sure to check out my Ultimate Vegas Strip Club Guide. I review every club and give all the insider details on extras and the rules in the VIP.
